

Now, we doubt that Bezos put himself through seven years of evil medical school, but Bezos' desire to. Evil of Austin Powers fame (or, rather, in -fame). It seems that the man behind Amazon Prime has an uncanny resemblance to Dr. SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images Some social media users suggested the rocket looked like a sex toy. But the biggest meme that popped out at us this week was the one about Amazon founder and billionaire Jeff Bezos. Thanks to the slightly bulbous head of the rocket and a couple of fins at its base, Blue Origin looked every bit as phallic as the comical rocket launched from Dr Evils mountain lair in the Mike.

“By the shape of the rocket, it looks like the balls fell off,” one person quickly replied, while someone else asked, “But does the rocket have the balls to match it’s shape?” Jeff Bezos announces Blue Moon, a lunar landing vehicle, during a Blue Origin event in Washington, DC, May 9, 2019. Many of the jokes about the rocket’s shape came after former “America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan tweeted a photo while praising the Amazon founder for having “the balls to match his brains.” Aboard the ship with Bezos were his brother, Mark, along with an 82-year-old former test pilot and an 18-year-old student. It was also the first crewed launch for Blue Origin’s New Shepard rocket. The siblings will be in the cockpit when Blue Origin shoots into the skies from Texas on July 20 for the quickie trip, which will last about 10 minutes. Bezos' launch, while unbelievably memeworthy, made history Tuesday as the first unpiloted suborbital flight with an all-civilian crew. The Blue Origin was mocked online for its suggestive shape. “Madness flying about in a tin can shaped like a penis,” John Friel wrote.īezos on Monday made the surprise announcement that he would be on Blue Origin’s maiden voyage, joined by his brother, Mark Bezos, as well as an auction winner. Others quickly suggested the historic rocket “looks like a giant sex toy,” with one writing, “It’s basically a giant flaming space dildo.” “I thought ‘penis’ as soon as I saw that image,” another person agreed, with numerous other tweets noting the phallic shape. “Is it me, or does Jeff Bezos’ rocket look like a giant penis?” one person tweeted alongside a photo of Blue Origin, the craft the 57-year-old world’s richest man will fly into space next month. Jeff Bezos is getting shafted online over the shape of his big rocket. How tech billionaires in Hawaii are responding to Maui wildfires Jeff Bezos should have given $100 million to the poor, not Van JonesĬNN’s Van Jones ousted from his woke nonprofit amid fiscal woes Amazon snubbed SpaceX in satellite deal over Jeff Bezos’ feud with Elon Musk: lawsuit
